GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta discuss about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole vibe. You got your typical competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! For example when that winger went soaring into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like